About 1/3 of human beings produce farts which contain methane gas. Gastrointestinal Gas (Ch. 17 in Gastroenterology, v. 4, 1976)
First of all, if you're a methane producer, congratulations! Second your backdoor trumpet should be revered and worshiped by the rest of us. You should stand tall with your methane producing booty bomb held high. Let your colon cologne waft freely behind you...And let others know that you are a proud contributor to the increase of global warming.
More: "Did you know?"
- The average person produces about a half liter of fart gas per day.
- The average person farts about 14 times a day.
- Women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts