Monday, February 26, 2007

Video: Liberals drive wimpy little woman cars


As the snow flies

At a used car lot on the edge of town - A liberal guy and a liberal gal - Buy a Yugo

And they drive with pride

Cause if there's one thing that this world needs - It's environmental friends who'll take the lead - In a Yugo

They say, "people don't you understand - Those suburbans are ruining the land" - But they'll wish they had a full size van one day - They point fingers at you and me - They say we're too blind to see - But do we simply use our heads - And choose another way?

As those small wheels turn - Fifty miles to the gallon - And their knees on their chest - They're gonna save enough gas - For all of the rest - In a Yugo

Then one day on the interstate - They suddenly lose control - They swerve to miss a baby duck - They're squashed beneath a produce truck

But they drove with pride...

And as the crowds drive past a little flat car - You know they saved a lot of gas
But they didnt get far - In a Yugo

And as they're trapped inside - At a used car lot on the other side of town - A liberal guy and a liberal gal - Buy a Yugo....

And they drive with pride...

1 comment:

Tamale Casa said...

HA HA!!!!! LOLZ ROFL OMFG LMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!!!! ZOMG!!!! MAN YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO STICK IT TO THOSE PEA BRAINED LIBS!!!! YOU'RE COMEDY GOLD AND SHOULD OPEN UP FOR LOUIE ANDERSON!!!!!!!! GET THIS GUY A COMEDY CONTRACT!!!!!